1. "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?...Lipstick." - Gov. Sarah Palin
2. "What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney?...Lipstick" - Anonymous
3. "How are you going to be the vice president of the United States with
five kids to take care of? She's got a four-month-old of her own, she's
about to become a grandmother, and she's partnered with John McCain. How many diapers can one woman possibly change?" --Jimmy Kimmel
4. "You know, Sarah Palin likes the outdoors, likes assault rifles, has a
collection of rifles, likes to shoot assault rifles. I'll say this for
her daughter's boyfriend: the kid's got guts." --David Letterman
5. "I gotta admit, she looked very comfortable at the podium because it's
kinda like Alaska: you look out on that convention floor, nothing but
white as far as the eye can see." --Jay Leno
6. "This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF." –Bill Maher
7. "John McCain's
VP pick is the governor of Alaska, a unknown hockey mom named Sarah
Palin that no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics
was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has
the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite of Barack Obama, the first black man she's ever seen." –Bill Maher
8. "Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman
because he didn't want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR
from Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno
9. "Yes, yes! John McCain is a great leaders because he endured 5 and a half years of brutal treatment by his captures. Hey, Guatanamo Bay isn't a prison; it's a leadership academia!" - Jon Stewart
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